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My name is Jamie. I like mustaches, pooping, crocheting, and making my friends laugh.Please stop by my Etsy shop:
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My name is Jamie. I like mustaches, pooping, crocheting, and making my friends laugh.Following
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the “perfect boyfriend”. Apparently I’m the best boyfriend she’s ever had, and she didn’t know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Twenty bucks says I know the guy who posted this…
Not only did this make me excited for Christmas, but also for elfing myself [read: other people]. Big ups to the Beyonce dance they threw in there.
Five cop cars with lights blazing just sped by me on the turn pike. Looks like i should prepare for some serious traffic ahead.
So, I’m going to be a vendor at the Philly Punk Rock Flea Market in December. I’m going over my list of crafty things I make, trying to decide what to include at the table to maximize my money making.
So far I have:
- poop Christmas tree ornaments
- adhesive mustaches
- monster wallets and business card holders
What I am now considering adding to the list:
- froggy eyed hat [in adult form]
- any suggestions people may have
I’m open to all suggestions. I’m looking forward to hearing everyones input!
I love eating while watching the biggest loser.
I just murdered a spider in cold blood.
My brother just met Ryan Madson!
My mom just so happens to have the solution! Get your crocheted wash cloths [and other things] on her adorable website Lilabelle’s Butterflies.
I almost really peed my pants just now!
You know what’s awesome? When a world series game and the last show at the spectrum let out at the same time in Philly. Awesome…
